I broke up with Darreau because after getting my license stolen which I’m pretty upset about bc I still don’t know if any money has been taken from my account, he gets mad at me for leaving my bag in the bathroom.
I’m so sick of everyone’s shit. There’s no one I really even actually want to hook up with who I’d even want to stick around after the fact. Every guy I know is so boring. To top it off my ex was at the bar all night last night and I had to just eat the fact that he never even says hi to me.
I totally give up. I go to the Garden 100% just to get drunk and laugh with my friends. I’m not interested in meeting anyone unless it’s someone famous whom I am obsessed with.
okay yeah Chilton can’t digest animal proteins ever since Gideon’s ‘surgery.’ The FBI knows that. Gideon was found ‘half eaten’ in his house. And you know what Gideon’s autopsy is gonna reveal?
Gideon’s last meal at Hannibals. They’re gonna assume Chilton was feeding Gideon to himself as the ultimate form of cannibal revenge since Chilton can’t personally eat him.
and then you get home and realize while you were talking to that person you know you had black mascara smudged under your eyes and frizzy frizzy hair